1. Take a stroll along a sun-kissed, palm-tree lined Hawaiian beach.
2. Find a fresh, fallen coconut, like this one. (Train shown actual size).
3. Carve the husk off the coconut with a sharp rock (see: Tom Hanks in Castaway for details.) After removing the husk, find an even larger rock (or a hammer) to access the delicious fresh coconut flesh.
4. Find a "fish with fresh coconut" recipe on the Internet, and - hey preso - rustle up an unforgettable avocado, ginger, lime and coriander relish to go with the fish. Serve with a ceiling fan and cold Hawaiian beer.